ABSOFUCKINGLUTLEY

I was told that I swear a lot and use profanity more than I should. Well, it depends on how you look at it... Do you consider FUCK profanity, really? How is that even possible in today's day and age, its normal! This is a word that is not only universal, but has the ability to be used in any sentence. Its a Verb,Adverb,Noun, Adjective, Command etc... You already know all of this. FUCK is the umph to everything. Example: 'That is beautiful.' vs 'That is fucking beautiful.' Come on now, I just gave that statement the ultimate umph! Signed, sealed and delivered. I know it sounds fucked but its oh so true. If you disagree with me on this, well you can simply go fuck yourself :)